135 Hilarious 'Stupid' Questions To Ask Friends
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Shawna HudsonJanuary 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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There's nothing like asking funny, weird, deep or conversation-starting questions. Not only are they a great way to get to know someone better, but they also create bonding moments with those closest to you. Whether you and your family enjoy having game nights or you're just bored with your partner, these 135 stupid questions are bound to make you laugh. Now, don't get us wrong; just because these are "stupid" questions doesn't mean they can't be thought-provoking too. In fact, most of these are nonsensical questions, but they're going to teach you more about the person answering than simple icebreakers usually do. For this list, "stupid" just means "unnecessary" or "unimportant"—unless someone's favorite type of pizza crust is crucial for you to know. Then this list might be very important for you.There's something for everyone with these Qs—thought-starters for your significant other, silly, age-old questions that spark debate and the ultimate list of hair-curling 'Would you rather?' scenarios. These stupid questions to ask your friends, family or loved one will give you hours of entertainment and maybe even be good prompts for journaling. Without further ado, let's dive in!Related: 400 Wacky, Wild & Totally Fun Questions To Ask Anyone—Including Friends, Family & Even Strangers!
135 Best Stupid Questions
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1. What's the deal with cafeteria food?2. Why is the sky blue?3. Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?4. What is faux fur made out of?5. How long should the weekend be?6. What's your all-time favorite word?7. What's your most embarrassing injury?8. What household chore do you hate doing the most?9. Ear buds or over-the-ear headphones?10. Donuts or cinnamon rolls?11. What embarrassing song do you secretly know all the words to?12. Do you own anything fuzzy?13. How many continents have you visited?14. Have you ever named a vehicle?15. Do you keep a journal?16. Do you talk to yourself?17. If you could have dinner with someone famous (dead or alive), who would it be?18. What's your most random hidden talent?19. What fictional character do you relate to the most?20. What condiment do you put on everything?21. Have you ever experienced something paranormal?22. What's your all-time favorite meme?Related: Open Up That Group Text! 250 Interesting Questions To Ask Your Friends When You're Bored
Stupid Questions To Ask Your Friends
23. If you had to name every piece of furniture you own, what would you name each? 24. If you could make up any phobia, what would it be?25. How much candy could you eat in a day?26. What song will you never listen to again?27. What do you consider a sandwich?28. What's the stupidest thing people get paid for?29. What's your favorite sharp object?30. If you could live on any planet, which one would it be?31. What bizarre food combination do you love?32. What animal best represents your personality?33. How many hours a day could you sleep?34. What's your opinion on gummy vitamins?35. Would you eat bugs for a million dollars?36. If you could invent a new ice cream flavor, what would it be?37. What stupid social media trend do you absolutely love?38. What's the messiest thing you've ever eaten?39. How many socks do you own?40. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?41. What's your favorite dinosaur?42. What's your weirdest fear?43. What's the stupidest line in a movie that you always remember?44. Can your tongue reach your chin?Related: Start Your Day With Curiosity and Contemplation—155 Random Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Laugh and Think
Stupid Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend
45. What's my quirkiest quality that you love?46. What's your weirdest date idea?47. If I were a song, which one would I be?48. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?49. What's the most random fact about me?50. Do you prefer deep-dish or regular-crust pizza?51. What's the worst place you've visited?52. What's the silliest lie you've ever told?53. Iced or hot coffee?54. What trend do you think people will regret in 10 years?55. What's your least favorite season?56. What's your karaoke song of choice?57. What item of clothing would you never wear on a date?58. What activity would you never want to do on a vacation?59. What's the cheapest gift you've ever bought someone?60. What board or card game do you always win at?61. What sport do you wish you played professionally?62. How many hours do you think you spend driving in a year?63. What do your friends and family tease you about the most?64. What objects have you kept from your childhood?65. Do you wear socks with sandals?66. What's your most random pet peeve?Related: 250 Good Questions to Ask a Guy the Next Time You're Feeling Stuck
Stupid Questions To Ask Your Girlfriend
67. Would you rather receive chocolates or flowers?68. What was the name of your first stuffed animal?69. What's the very first thing you noticed about me?70. What's your favorite thing to do when you're bored?71. What's the funniest gift you've ever given a significant other?72. If you could do any job for one day, what would it be?73. What's the worst style phase you've ever had?74. What's your guilty pleasure food?75. If you could choose a new name for yourself, what would it be?76. What's the funniest thing you've been influenced by social media to buy?77. If you could only wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life, which ones would they be?78. What was your high school yearbook quote?79. Who is your most-played musical artist on streaming?80. What's something many people seem to love that you hate?81. What's the craziest thing you've ever heard someone say?82. What's the stupidest romantic gesture you've seen in a movie but still secretly love?83. Would you read the same book multiple times?84. Do you own a record player?85. What are your thoughts on soda alternatives?86. What stupid joke never fails to make you laugh?87. Rollerskating or rollerblading?88. If you could create your own store, what would you sell there?Related: Need a Good Laugh? These 125 Funny Puns Will Have You Giggling All Day
Stupid 'Would You Rather' Questions
89. Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?90. Would you rather live in a perpetually hot climate or a perpetually cold climate for the rest of your life?91. Would you rather go back in time or travel to the future?92. Would you rather only ride in a car or an airplane for the rest of your life?93. Would you rather be on a reality TV show or write a book?94. Would you rather live in a castle or the White House?95. Would you rather have a mullet or a mohawk?96. Would you rather have to wear only the color orange or pink all the time?97. Would you rather have the power to become invisible or super strength?98. Would you rather be a famous actor or a famous politician?99. Would you rather only eat entirely raw food or entirely cooked food for the rest of your life?100. Would you rather have no eyebrows or no eyelashes?101. Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste?102. Would you rather always be scared or always be worried?103. Would you rather have receive a million dollars all at once or gradually over time?104. Would you rather only have A.C. during the summer or only have heat during the winter?105. Would you rather eat 100 hamburgers or 100 hot dogs?106. Would you rather have no phone or no computer for the rest of your life?107. Would you rather be afraid of heights or the depths of the ocean?108. Would you rather only be able to shake hands or high-five for the rest of your life?109. Would you rather get paid millions of dollars for a stupid job or have any superpower of your choice?110. Would you rather only eat sweet things or savory things for the rest of your life?111. Would you rather be able to see a person's aura or read their mind?112. Would you rather live underground or underwater for the rest of your life?113. Would you rather only be able ride a bike or only be able to drive a car?
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Funny Stupid Questions
114. What's the weirdest thing you've ever witnessed?115. What's your best celebrity impression?116. What's the silliest thing you've ever ordered on Amazon?117. What's your most irrational fear?118. What are your thoughts on energy drinks?119. What's your favorite music video?120. Black licorice, red licorice or neither?121. Zucchinis or cucumbers?122. What's your favorite inanimate object?123. If vegetables could talk, what would they say?124. If your skin could only be a color of the rainbow, what would it be?125. If you were a character from your favorite TV show, which one would you be?126. What's one thing you're scared to try but want to anyway?127. If you had unlimited funds, what's the stupidest (and most expensive) thing you would buy?128. What's the dumbest thing anyone's ever asked you to do?129. What came first, the chicken or the egg?130. Which animal is the most intelligent?131. What's the one thing you wish everyone would do?132. What's the wackiest store you've ever visited?133. What's one out-of-style clothing item you wish would come back in style?134. If you had the opportunity to peek into your future, would you do it?135. If you could only celebrate one holiday for the rest of your life, which one would it be?Up Next:
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